I won't be coming back

I am now a free gal! Well, sort of. I was finally able to say the most wondrous five words today: "I won't be coming back." It has come with a price though. I may not be returning to work slaving over two year olds, dirty diapers, and a pre-school curriculum but I am at the mercy of Previa. Yep, I said her name, Placenta Previa. I have been blessed and cursed all at once. If you didn't already know, I am pregnant with Cleverly child 2. I have been bedridden for the last six days due to a visit from Previa. We hope the visit will be short at hotel cervix and Previa will move on to a more comfortable location in my uterus. If Previa chooses to extend her stay we hope that baby Cleverly will decide to share his/her growing quarters for the next six months or so instead of trying to make a quick get-a-way. If Previa stays, I am sure I can work out some arrangement, I will have to be patient though, she severely restricts me. I will be sure to evict her via cesarean in late July if she turns out to be a squatter.